.. well I've been suffering from a bit of writer's block(ed) .. Head Chef Uncle keeps pouring me hazardous Jack and Danny Patiala Pegs .. think he may be spiking them with tesco's own brand Whiskey ...
Also have been informed that The Desi Wedding Facebook group has hit 5000 members .. Oh Tere Sad Ke !!! Big up to Mr. Ajaib Paul for setting it all up ...
Anyway.. enough of all that bakwaaas ...
.. here is a snippet from DW 7 .. (it may be edited when the final version comes out) ...
"............Everyones causing a fuss over you in the living room... Bal making sure your Pagh is unmolested, your cousins all waiting around to get some dosh off your mum... Aunty Shiv swooning around you making sure she gets her face in the video .. and ***Video Uncle** conveniently zooming in on the massive zit on your nose.... Your'e tempted to nip upstairs to down a quick peg of Jack and Danny but your thoughts are thwarted by your mum handing you your mobile phone saying 'Puttar, your phone doing too much Tee Tee, make sure you turn it off in the Gurdwara'... You have 40 missed calls.. mostly from your Mrs to be and the rest from her brother ... You listen to the various vulgarities on voicemail and realise that the girls side have been waiting for you guys at the Gurdwara for 2 hours......"
( The Desi Wedding © OSD 2008 )
8 comments:
come ooooon i've been waiting for months lol also are you going to publish this cuz if you were i'd deffo go out and buy it... perfect wedding gift! lol
Jaldhi Kar!!! I want to read part 7...and maybe write some other Punjabi social commentaries, I loved reading about Shiv Auntie's "tid" LOL
Chuck de ve shava!! Fantastic write up, Every punjaban can relate to. Can't wait for part 7! Big up to you and JALDHI KAR PRAVA!. Sunny (Yet another I Know)
its october putt, and all us in canada are waiting on part 7 ;)
i think i want to marry you, it dont have to be a desi wedding, we can have a court marriage, and after get smashed on JD or whutever
you should so publish this you'd make good money :)
i absolutely love reading this story
LOL twwwwadddii story kaaaim yaaa! like other's im anticipating Part 7, but we have to appreciate that this banda's apna! and will take the piss with time lol
seriously, like a previous comment, this should be published! the stuff is so true and u can relate to it as an apna with a sense of humour
http://www. Stories.pk i have visited to this site and found to get the latest stories and found to get the latest stories.
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